Teacher:If a lion is chasing you, what would you do?
Mutisya: I will climb a tree.
Teacher: If the lion climbs a tree?
Mutisya: I will jump in the river and swim.
Teacher : If the lion also jumps in the water and swims after you ?
Mutisya: Teacher, are you on my side or on the lion’s ?
Mzee alienda kanisani kubatizwa alipotoka kwenye maji padri akamwambia “Sasa ewe ni kiumbe kipya,usinywe tena pombe na utaitwa Paul”. Alipofika nyumbani Paul akafungua friji akatoa bia ya Tusker akaitumbukiza kwenye maji akasema “Wewe ni kiumbe kipya toka sasa jina lako ni Fanta Orange”
* In Maths: A kiss is the shortest
distance between two lips.
* In Biology: It’s the exchange of
germs from one mouth to another.
* In Chemistry: It’s a process of
testing the ph of lips.
* In Physics: It’s a process to
charging a human body.
* In Computer: It’s a local area
network in which two bodies are
connected without data cables.
* In Economics: It’s a process in
which demand is higher than the
Which Is More Correct?